Whod you bang
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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