i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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