I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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