Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(775): View more from Nevada

just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.

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(770): View more from Georgia

He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.

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