what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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