At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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