I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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