In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
