You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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