Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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