just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Randomize
