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I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.

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(703): View more from Virginia

my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming

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Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day

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when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her

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my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.

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(214): View more from Texas

ugly people sure do ruin things

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(289): View more from Ontario

Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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He did a backflip because drugs

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