He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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