That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
i now understand why vodka
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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