Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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