No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Randomize
