so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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