I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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