69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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