Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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