He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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