remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
farters have to be the big spoon...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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