Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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