I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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