i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
they're like a gay fantastic four
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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