we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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