Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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