He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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