you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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