What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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