I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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