Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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