im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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