I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Are we still banned from the library?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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