the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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