My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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