white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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