So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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