Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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