He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
