tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He kissed a someone with a penis
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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