Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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