I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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