Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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