it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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