I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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