i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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