Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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