I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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