He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
